TV Praise Songs – 2008!
They’re back!
Praise songs, done to TV show themes! Some of you may remember these from a couple of years ago…particularly in this nutty post.
Well…the challenge is on again!
Pick a TV show…use the theme…redo the lyrics Biblically…and voila! You have praise and worship music set to a TV theme. Post ‘em in the comments!
Game on!
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The Fall of Man (to the tune of “The Facts of Life”)
You take the Man, you take Woman,
you take them both and there you have
The Fall of Man, the Fall of Man.
There’s a fruit you should not eat and now
You’re ‘shamed about your nakedness
The Fall of Man, the Fall of Man.
When the world never seems
to be livin’ up to God’s dreams
And suddenly you’re finding out
the Fall of Man is all about you, you.
It takes a lot to get ‘em right
But thankfully we now sure have the Son of God (lovin’ the Son of God)
When you’re lovin’ the Son of God. (lovin’ the Son of God)
Loving the Son of God (lovin’ the Son of God)
Loving the Son of God.
Would’ve been a better show…
They’re will-full and they’re shameful,
Gullible and blame-full,
They’re all together sinful,
It’s Adam’s Family.
Their house was a garden
Where The Lord come to see ‘em
He told them not to sin
It’s Adam’s Family.
(Eat)
(Sweet)
(Defeat)
So now that they are fallen
Humanity is ballin’
God’s gonna pay a call on
Our Adam’s Family.
To “The Greatest American Hero”
Believe it or not,
I’m walking with God
I never thought I could feel so a-li-i-ive There’s someone who cares And listens to my prayers
Who could it be?
Yahweh (that’s God to you and me)
And to “The Flintstones”
Jesus, Meet the Messiah
He’s the Coolest Saviour in Town
From the
Town of Bethlehem
He was born in a barn.
He can Walk on Water with his Toes
He can Feed the Crowd with Fishes and Loaves
Jesus, He’s Our Saviour
We’ll have a soul-saving time, a yabba doo time, We’ll have an eternal good time!
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of fateful trip…
That started on the road to Syria,
Damascus, Syria…
The traveler was a man named Saul,
A stonin’ Pharisee,
When he was blinded by a light,
A blinding flash of light.
A blinding flash of light.
Saul fell upon the dusty ground,
As a loud voice boomed around,
“Why are you persecuting me?”
“Who are you, My Master?
Who are you, My Master?”
“I am Jesus, risen Lord,
whom you are attacking.
Get up and go to the city,
you’ll be told what you must do.
You’ll be told what you must do.
Saul got up from the ground, but then he could not see at all,
He did not eat
or drink at all,
For 3 whole days
and evening, too.
Led by the hand,
To Damascus and Ananias,
It’s Paul’s conversion tale!
There’s no need to fear, Loving God is here!
When sinners in this world appear,
And break God’s law that they should fear,
Be frightened all who see or hear,
My cry goes up both far and near for
Loving God,
Loving God,
Loving God,
Loving God.
Speed of lightning, roar of thunder,
Saving all who sin or stumble
Loving God, Loving God.
When in this world the headlines read
Of those who’s hearts are filled with greed
And rob and steal from those in need.
To change their hearts with blinding speed goes
Loving God,
Loving God,
Loving God,
Loving God.
Speed of lightning, roar of thunder,
Saving all who sin or stumble
Loving God, LOOOVIIINNNNGGGG GOD!
For my niece and nephew…
We’re the Israelites
We’re the Israelites
We’re the Israelites
Oh yeah
Come and join the fun because we’re laughing and we’re singing all day
Hey
We’re the Israelites
We’re the Israelites
We’re the Israelites
No place better and I know your gonna want to stay
Hey
Here we are together
Judah, Asher, Dan
Doing everything God loves to do
Oh yes, its very very clear
We are happy that God is here
Together we’re the Israelites we’ll sing and dance with you
We’re the Israelites
Go Israelites!
Keep ‘em coming…
These things practically write themselves…
God Times.
Any time you meet a payment. – God Times.
Any time you need a friend. – God Times.
Any time you’re out from under.
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled.
Keepin’ your head above water,
Making a wave when you can.
Temporary lay offs. – God Times.
Easy credit rip offs. – God Times.
Scratchin’ and surviving. – God Times.
Hangin in a chow line – God Times.
Ain’t we lucky we got ‘em – God Times.